{yeah.whatever}

peachdango:

the-yolocaust:

when u mom com home and overuse hte joke

and then she make hte spagheti

flimsycat:

melonmanman:

 When I was watching the trailer for Super Smash Bros

I noticed something,

The letter is blank 

the letter was blank because they didn’t accept him
so he went and invited himself to teach them a lesson

holynipples:

holynipples:

my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up

i have a brain tumor

storyofaparisgirl:

rneerkat:

pillows are so adorable theyre super soft and they wear their own little blanket (pillow cases) and they exist to bring us comfort

This is the most beautiful thing I have read all day

muffinsforsale:

i cant stop thinking about daves selfies

look at him now

flyingfishpaste:

derse-dicks:

if john hadn’t come into the picture dave would have most likely found a picture of him and his bro one way or another

*nopes right into the green sun*

flyingfishpaste:

derse-dicks:

if john hadn’t come into the picture dave would have most likely found a picture of him and his bro one way or another

*nopes right into the green sun*

ambassadorsarcasm:

contentbabe:

i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

This is genius